Two Friends died together.Do tell.
One of them went to heaven;
the other went to hell!
One day when they were out walking,
they just happened to meet.
One said dear friend "how are you"?
The other said"just great"!

 

One then said to the other,"What's it like below"?
He turned back to his friend and said,
"It's marverlous! you know,
It's so much fun,there's lots to do
and I don't have a care.
And all around are pretty girls,
and good things ,all to share"

 

Now tell me friend "how goes it,
in heaven ,there up high"
His pal then turned back to him and answered with a sigh!
"It's very hard up there you know,
I have so much to do,
I have to get up early,to scrub and clean,the loo
Never did I work so hard.I'll tell you what I mean"
and then he related his sorry little scene.

"Up early in the morning and work till late at night.
It's polish this and polish that ,
till all is gleaming bright.
The pearly gates are shining and the golden chair,
I really work so very had it isn't blooming fair."

His friend turned back to him and said,
"I really am aghast,
That you should have this work to do
I hope it soon will pass"
"What do all the others do?
Surely your work they'll share?"
The othersaid"No Chance of that;you see

                                     George.W.Packman(2006